LV. ??Awaiting scan
StattyYour real-life status window just opened. Problem is, all 20 stats say ???. Wanna poke me?
1-minute stat lab
If you were a character,
what are your stats?
Twenty quick measurements, about a minute each, cover your brain, physical, and sense stats. Then you get it all as a status window report.
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2,184 people measuring right now (sample)
3 Stat Packs
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🐘Elephant memoryRemembers what a friend said wrong three years ago.
🐆Cheetah reflexesTaps before you even blink.
🎨Human PantoneFirst to notice a friend switched lipstick shades.
🐟Goldfish memoryResets every 3 seconds. Every day is brand new.
🦥Sloth fingersDid you fall asleep mid-tap?
🤖AI detectorDeepfakes don't stand a chance.
Challenge a friend
You231ms🐆 Cheetah
Friend318ms🐢 Turtle
VSSend one link and your friend measures the same stat. Loser buys the coffee.
Done in 3 steps
- Pick a Stat PackBrain, Physical, or Senses. Start with whatever you're curious about.
- Measure your statsAbout a minute each. Stop and pick up anytime.
- Get your status windowStat chart, titles, brain age, and how you compare with people your age.
What's in each pack
- 6–7 stat measurements, unlimited re-measuring for life
- Status window report: stat chart and a title for every stat
- Percentile vs. people your age, plus brain age or finger age
- Story-ready result card and friend challenge links
$19.99One-time · no subscription · less than movie tickets and popcorn
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